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All we wanted was to show Lisa what's "fun" about a snow day. At first, nothing seemed to work, until we introduced her to snowball fighting. But then... Well, you be the judge.
[Outside, Lincoln is at the top of the hill holding a sled. He adjusts his hat to make himself comfortable, before taking off.]
Lincoln:"YEAH!!!"
[Suddenly, snowballs are thrown towards him. Lincoln closes one of his eyes and steers the sled to avoid them, but his sled ends up crashing into a tree. He gets up and holds his sore head until a pile of snow falls onto him.]
Lisa: [Laughs] "There's nothing like another whole day of lobbing frozen projectiles! WOOHOO!! Snow day!!!"
[Lana is making another snowman.]
Lana:"Ah. Even better."
[Suddenly, Lisa starts firing snowballs and blows several holes into her new snowman. It now looks like Swiss cheese.]
Lana:[Gasps] "Mister Twig Arms Junior!"
Lisa:[Laughs] "Look alive, Lana! Mister Twig Arms sure doesn't!" [Her eyes go crazy] "Ha ha!"
[Lynn is riding her bobsled when suddenly Lisa appears on her own one.]
Lisa: "Hey, Lynn!" [Busts out a snowball Gatling gun] "Say hello to my not-so-little friend." [Laughs as she throws snowballs at her sister, forcing her to flinch and shut her eyes before her bobsled is blasted away] "Snow daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[Lynn and her bobsled fall into Lincoln and Jackson's newly built igloo, destroying it and knocking the flag over.]
Lincoln: "Dang it." [Jackson facepalms]
[Lisa comes by with a bazooka loaded with snow.]
Lisa: "Hey, guys! I want to show you my latest invention: The Ultra Snowzooka! Patent pending." [Looks around] "Guys? Where'd they go?"
[The others are inside the house.]
Lincoln:"Sheesh! We've created a monster!"
Lori: "At least, we're safe in here."
Lucy:"Yeah. It's not like she can bring snowinsidethe house."
Jackson: [Sees something] "Uh... Unless it's made of dry ice." [The others turn to him in confusion]
[Lisa shoots snow at them and they yelp at their ambush.]
Lisa: "Behold, my latest latest invention: Indoor Snow! Patent pending." [Lisa starts shooting snowballs and laughs while her siblings and Jackson run off terrified]
Jackson: "I hate dry ice!" [He, Luna, Luan, Lola, and Lily head up the stairs] "She's gone crazier than Luan!"
Luan: [Offended] "I'm right next to you!"
Jackson: "Whatever!"
Lola: "Less talky-talky, more runny-runny!"*
Luna: "What she said!" [Lily giggles]
[Lori is hiding in her room's closet, talking to Bobby on her tablet.]
Bobby: [On the tablet] "Oh, hey, Lori. Why are you calling today?"
Lori: "Boo Boo Bear, it's one of my sisters."
Bobby: "Which one?"
Lori: "Lisa. Lisa is literally... out of control." [Pants in fear]
Bobby: "H-How exactly?"
Lori: "We were just showing her the joys of playing in the snow, but she got so into it, that she's enjoying it too much. And now, she won't stop attacking us with snowballs!"
Bobby: "Wow. That does sound like she's out of control."
Lisa: [Opens the door] "On the contrary, I've never felt more in control! Or more alive!"
[Cut to Bobby's room.]
Lisa: [To Bobby] "She'll have to call you back, 'Boo Boo Bear'."
Lori: [Takes the tablet back] "I love you."
[Lisa shoots Lori with snow, covering the phone's camera, and it shuts off; this makes Bobby uncomfortable.]
Bobby: "I wonder how Jax is going to fix this."
[Lana peeks out of her room and scans the hallways, before making a mad dash to the bathroom, desperately holding her bladder. Once she gets in and closes the door, Lisa, who had been hiding in there, activates her Ultra Snowzooka and ambushes Lana offscreen, who sprints out of the bathroom with her overalls down.]
Lana: [Screams] "IS NOTHING SACRED?!"
[Lisa laughs evilly as she chases Lana.]
Jackson: [Somewhere in the house] "Not in this era, Lana!"
[Lincoln and Leni are hiding in the fireplace.]
Lincoln:"I think we're safe in here."
Leni: [Holds a bag of chestnuts] "I brought chestnuts for roasting."
Lisa: [Up the chimney] "YOOHOO!" [Lincoln and Leni look up] "Here's Jack Frost nipping at your nose!"
[Lisa shoots snow down the chimney.]
Lincoln: "Oh, shoot." [The snow covers him and Leni.]
Jackson: [Passes by] "Definitely not hiding in there!"
[Lucy is hiding in the vent.]
Lucy:"That maniac will never find me here."
Lynn:[Shows up]"Ah! Mind if I join you?"
Lucy:"It's pretty crowded up here with me and the spirits. But I think there's room next to Great Grandma Harriet."
Lynn: "Phew!" [Sits next to her sister] "Oh, safe at last!" [A giant snowball is rolling towards Lynn and Lucy. They panic and run away from it.] "Move it, Grandma!"
[Snow splatters outside the vent as the Wilhelm Scream is heard.]
Jackson: [Somewhere in the house] "Heh. I guess there's a Wilhelm Loud."
